NOCTURNAL NINJA KNEE HIGH SOCKS
Raccoons are all around us all the time. There are probably some watching you right now as you read this! They've been expertly trained in the arts of subterfuge. Raccoons have passed down the nocturnal arts generation to generation just to get their tiny, adorable hands on our garbage. They start training young, doing backflips off of buildings and belly crawling through gardens, all so you won't notice the absence of a few scraps of foodstuffs. Wear these knee high ninja socks to show that you know they're there and you're cool with it, because, what were you going to do with that garbage anyway?
STYLE: Knee High
COMPOSITION: 86% Cotton, 12% Nylon and 2% Spandex