X MARKS THE SPOT SOCKS
You think yer ready for adventure, ya old seadog? Many a horror await you on this voyage. Sea monsters be real and you don't know yerself till you stared them in the eye. You don't know yer soul till you haven't seen land for near 100 days and yer goin' mad lookin' out at the same blank horizon. But if adventure's what ya want, and treasures untold, then this pirate crew is for you. Take these pirate map socks so they're always with ya, but if you cross the captain, it's the plank for ye!